02 February 2010

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

I see a LOT of resumes every day--my guess would be between two and three hundred daily, probably one thousand per week. I've seen some bad resumes in my time, and some great ones, but this one stands out.

We have a debate going in my office about whether this one is real or not. Please, enjoy, and let me know if you think it's real or not. :) (For this possibly real person's protection, I'm taking out his info).

Rob J. Jr.


Entry Level Web Design Skills (I Am The Webmaster/Owner of 2 Websites)
Speed Read Rate: 80-100 Words Per Minute
High School Diploma
Good attendance. Only 1 sick day because I eat a lot of organics.
Got the Highest Score on State Exam English Portion in the 3rd grade.
Certificate of Completion for Customer Interaction Training Program
Multilingual(English+German+Spanish)
IQ 146


Work Experience
Webmaster
11/2009-Present Making Money Off The Ads I Put On My Websites
Janitor
9/2006 - 4/2007(Relocation) Clean Inside, San Francisco, CA
Cleaning tables+chairs+racks
Education
8/2002 - 6/2006 International Studies Academy High School, San Francisco,
CA

NO ARRESTS
NO CONVICTIONS

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Megan thinks it's so much fun to write about herself in third person that she can't help but do that now. Megan was born the plump child of two staffing industry sweethearts. At the precocious age of three, she learned to read, bite her younger brother, and help people. She followed her compassion for and love of people into hospice, working as the Volunteer Coordinator, and later Director of Volunteers, for two LA-based hospice agencies. Her experiences there were rather grim, so in December 2009 she made the leap into staffing, satisfying both her compassionate side and her epic need to crush competition. Away from the office (er, laptop, as she is glued to her computer and Droid, and annoys her fiance by working far more than she should), Megan is heavily involved with her church. She loves to write and will someday publish 482 books, loves movies (and alphabetising them), and believes that the Brits spell everything correctly.

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