This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

I see a LOT of resumes every day--my guess would be between two and three hundred daily, probably one thousand per week. I've seen some bad resumes in my time, and some great ones, but this one stands out.

We have a debate going in my office about whether this one is real or not. Please, enjoy, and let me know if you think it's real or not. :) (For this possibly real person's protection, I'm taking out his info).

Rob J. Jr.


Entry Level Web Design Skills (I Am The Webmaster/Owner of 2 Websites)
Speed Read Rate: 80-100 Words Per Minute
High School Diploma
Good attendance. Only 1 sick day because I eat a lot of organics.
Got the Highest Score on State Exam English Portion in the 3rd grade.
Certificate of Completion for Customer Interaction Training Program
Multilingual(English+German+Spanish)
IQ 146


Work Experience
Webmaster
11/2009-Present Making Money Off The Ads I Put On My Websites
Janitor
9/2006 - 4/2007(Relocation) Clean Inside, San Francisco, CA
Cleaning tables+chairs+racks
Education
8/2002 - 6/2006 International Studies Academy High School, San Francisco,
CA

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